Discord bots · made to order

Discord bots, built to order.

We write the bot your server actually needs, give you a dashboard to change every setting from your phone, and sell a separate security bot, Guardian, that puts your server back together when someone tries to take it apart.

What we build

Three things, done properly.

no. 01

Custom bots

Commands, tickets, welcome flows, reaction roles, logging, whatever your community runs on. Named, dressed and tuned like your brand instead of a bot everybody else also has.

Slash commandsTicketsAuto-rolesLoggingCustom branding
no. 02

A real dashboard

Every setting lives on the website. Change it from your phone, it is live in the server a moment later. No commands to memorise.

no. 03

Guardian, the security bot

A separate bot on a separate plan. It does not just warn you about damage, it reverses it: deleted roles go back to their members, channels and permissions are restored, and whoever did it gets dealt with.

Anti-nukeAnti-raidAuto-restorePer-server settings
Guardian

Someone wrecks your server. Guardian puts it back.

Most security bots tell you what happened after it happened. Guardian watches the audit log, and when something bad goes through it undoes the change and punishes whoever made it.

Roles come backDeleted role? It is recreated and handed to the members who had it.
Settings revertPermission, channel and server changes are rolled back to the last good state.
Raiders get punishedBan, kick, strip roles or quarantine. You choose, per server.
Your rules, your serverEvery option is configured per server in the dashboard.
incident logexample
22:41:07 role "Moderator" deleted by an admin account
22:41:07 role recreated, 14 members given it back
22:41:08 offender stripped of all roles and quarantined
22:41:08 3 channels deleted
22:41:09 channels restored with their permission overwrites
22:41:10 webhook flood detected and blocked
22:41:10 server back to normal. Owner notified.
How it works

Log in, pick a plan, tweak everything.

Log in with Discord

One click, no password. We only ask for your Discord identity and email.

Pick a plan

Pay by card through Stripe Checkout. Your subscription is active as soon as the payment goes through.

Configure it

Open the dashboard, set things up per server, and see exactly when each subscription renews or expires.

Pricing

Pick a plan. Cancel whenever.

Cancelling stops the next renewal. You keep what you paid for until the end of the period.

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Questions

Things people ask first.

How do I pay?

By card through Stripe Checkout. We never see or store your card details.

What happens when a subscription expires?

The bot stops working for that server until you renew. Your settings are kept, so renewing picks up where you left off.

Can anyone give themselves Guardian?

No. Guardian is activated only by paying for it or by the owner of CrypticBots granting it. Staff accounts cannot hand it out.

Why does Guardian ask for so many permissions?

To put a server back together it has to be able to create roles and channels and assign roles. Without those permissions it could only warn you, not fix anything.

Can I change what my plan includes?

Plans and what they include are managed by us and can change over time. Your current plan stays visible in your dashboard.